“Bearing the gifts of sex and wine”
Tired of crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and all that? Why not let off some steam with Omen’s Be My Wench? This is top metal cobblers, it’s got a chorus that you’ll never get out of your head and it’s also got the kind of raunchy lyrics that most po-faced modern bands wouldn’t touch with a bargepole. But if you’re going to do Conan metal there needs to be some shagging in there. It’s the barbarian way.
HEAVY METAL OVERLOAD 
This is exactly what I need on a Sunday!
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Me too! Everyone needs some of this!
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I’m going to go put on my leather armor that uselessly does not cover my tender bits!
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TMI!
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Well look at these guys. One sword to the guys and he’s done! Poor leather armor design. Protect your guts!
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Haha “one sword to the guys”! You win the comments today!
Actually I’m gonna have to write a power metal song called that now…
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One Sword to the Guys, by Heavy Metal Overload. I like that.
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One day… it’ll be Song of the Week!
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One day it’ll be a #1 single in Quebec Canada where they love that sort of metal!
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One Sword To The Guys… either a rockin’ metal tue, or a glorious gay club anthem… Cross-over hit!
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Haha I had this very same thought. Like, dudes, seriously. Are you WANTING to die?
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Haha, talk about a relateable opening sentence, the fatigue of it all!
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Yep. We’ve all been there.
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OMG I love this. I AM AN EPIC WARRIOR GOD! WATCH ME CRUSH AND DESTROY!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!
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Uh oh. I’ve triggered Aaron’s inner barbarian.
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GRRRR! RARRRR! SMASH!! GO GO GO!!!!
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Cool song, a good way to unwind in the evening after spending the Sunday afternoon reffing American Football.
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The guy second from left looks like he’s just woken up after a mammoth 4-month Tequila binge and is seriously trying to work out why he’s dressed as a barbarian love god, when the last thing he can remember was workign in accounts.
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You can tell because it’s happened to you too hasn’t it?
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Only twice.
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Yas! Glad you posted this, a worthy runner-up to the celebrated album cover of the week award and I was really interested in hearing what they sounded like.
… I’m actually really liking this. Not what I was expecting at all.
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Cool, I thought folk might want to hear these guys after that post. It’s really strong stuff. You can hear influences but they don’t really sound blatantly like anyone else either.
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No, they don’t. I like the fact that the vocal isn’t shrieky, which is what I thought it might be. Obviously I’m new to the whole metal thing, but I can hear traces of stuff I know in there. Quite fast riffage, but the vocals are what makes this for me.
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I think the vocals definitely set them apart. The singer had a cool voice. And great taste in breastplates!
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Haha! Breastplates to rival Bruce Wayne and Thor.
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