The release of Bruce Dickinson’s first solo album,1990’s Tattooed Millionaire, didn’t represent the fulfillment of some pent-up creative ambition. Instead, an offer to record a track for Nightmare On Elm Street 5 turned into an opportunity for the Iron Maiden frontman to have some simple fun recording an album with his drinking pal, jobless ex-Gillan guitarist Janick Gers. Unsurprisingly, it’s a bit of a throwaway effort. The title track is upbeat and infectious but pub rockers like Lickin’ The Gun and Zulu Lulu prove every bit as unremarkable as their titles and album nadir Dive! Dive! Dive! is just too silly (“no muff too tuff”). But the album gets evocative and personal on the excellent Born In ’58, the dusty Bad Company-esque opener Son Of A Gun is one of my favourite Bruce tracks and there’s a sense of fun and warmth in the band’s unpretentious approach. So, while far from a classic, time has been kind to Tattooed Millionaire, especially its stronger first half. I return to this album any time I want a bit of nostalgic summery fun.
I like this a lot more than you do — I’d go 4. It’s one of my favourites from that summer.
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Fair enough. I listen to it more than a lot of albums I rate higher but the second half is too average for me to score it a four.
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No Lies has a pretty cool extended outtro though.
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That’s the best song on the second side easily. That’s the only one I like as much as the first side songs.
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All the Young Dudes? No?
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No. It’s OK but nothing to write home about.
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I agree. My sister used to sing “all the young dudes carry a flute.”
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I love Mott but I’m not a huge fan of that one. It’s just OK. I think he could have picked a cooler song to do. And Bring Your Daughter… would have been great on this! That would have bumped it up to a 4 for sure.
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That’s not a song I ever particularly liked, but if it was on here I sure would have had an easier time finding it! I think I prefer Maiden’s.
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I’m not a huge fan either but it’s a better track than a lot of this album’s stuff. Maiden’s is good too so no harm done. Can see why they wanted it. Always felt more like an Bruce solo song though.
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It became one of Maiden’s highest charting singles so Steve definitely heard something he liked.
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If have given it a 5 if they’d put Fog On The Tyne on it.
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I will add that the live video is brill and I prefer those versions!
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Bruce did some great shows if the live recordings are representative! Janicki must have been awesome on those little stages.
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Gers looked like he was in his element doing those kind of shows. Saw Bruce solo loads later on but not this tour sadly.
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I think any Maiden fan who saw those shows must have said “woah! This guy is going to on fire with Iron Maiden!” Because it was known at the time he was the new guy.
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Yeah that’s right. All eyes on him back then!
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No pressure at all.
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I remember reviewing this for my school paper. This was the first music writing I ever did. Wanting to get ahead of the curve I reviewed the single and it’s B-Sides as if they were album tracks. No one noticed because I don’t think anyone ever read it but I learned a lesson. Never bullshit in your writing. It’ll make you feel bad. And I never have since. There was a live VHS of the tour that had Bring Your Daughter In it too. All good fun as you say.
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That live video was great. I enjoyed the album more after seeing that cause it was so good. Bruce hated it for some reason though!
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I’m with Mike, I quite liked this album and as silly as it sounds, “Dive Dive Dive” always had me laughing and proved you could have humour in metal. Not that I ever doubted it.
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We dive at five
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Yeah I just don’t usually like songs like that personally. But I did like the album. It’s not a negative review. I just don’t like it as much as Mike apparently!
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No not negative especially as I share your views on “Born in 58.”
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Cool. “3” reviews can be a bit tricky that way. Didn’t was it to be too harsh. Cause I still listen to it loads. Very nostalgic for me! But I think Bruce’s albums just got better and better after this.
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No Muff to Tuff!
Yeah, this is a decent album. I’ll go half a point more and say 3.5. Pretty decent slice of hard rock. Born in 58 is brilliant. That chorus is killer! The live video is excellent. Gers is off prancing and kicking up a good time and he can’t behind any other guitarists on stage to prance about so he actually pulls it off!
Great review Sir!
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I never really liked Gers until I saw him in that video. Brilliant.
You can’t give it 3.5 you coward! Agree with me or agree with Mike, it’s time to decide!
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I am a coward and won’t buckle under you pressure whatsoever! I am alone here in no mans land! Kinda like Vinnie Vincent’s career!
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Haha you should review this album then! And then cancel it at the last minute.
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Ha! I’ll call it the Cusano Chronicles!
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I decided not to like this one without ever hearing it, because I wasn’t keen on the song titles.
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Quite right! Zulu Lulu. Honestly.
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Thank you, I find an ill-informed snap opinion is so much quicker than actually listening to music.
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It’s why I’ve not bought any Poison Idea.
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Poo head!
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That’s a tricky line – I too enjoy ‘fun’ but lose interest when it descends into ‘silly’
Good the first half stays on the right side of the line!
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Bad song titles, bad album title, bad album cover… that’s the only 3 this gets from me.
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Ooh someone got out the wrong side of the bed this morning!
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I got out of bed. Either side would have been the wrong side this morning!
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