“Fleeing. Fleeing fastly”
I don’t think I’ve ever heard the word “careful” used this forcefully in a song before. Repeatedly. Here’s Tankard: generally renowned for songs about drinking beer and being a thrash metal ne’er-do-well. But on Mercenary (taken from 1986’s Zombie Attack) the Germans take on the subject of soldiers for hire in their endearing “English as a second language” way. It’s just great fun: a punky, speed metal mosh. And the chorus gang shout of “Mercenary! Be careful! Mercenary! Careful! Carefully, carefully! The mercenary, the mercenary” is unforgettably demented. You might enjoy it a little too much so… careful!
HEAVY METAL OVERLOAD 
I think the word ‘carefully’ is very underused in metal as a whole. Odd that.
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Then this is the song for you!
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Could this be the NWOHSM that I’ve been craving – new wave of health and safety metal?
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I have the line “it’s health and safety gone mad!” all prepared if any of the bands want me to do their PR.
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Genius! I’m going to call my band Risk Assessment! (The exclamation mark is important there)
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It wouldn’t be right without it. How about the debut album title? I suggest ‘Heavy Lifting’
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Only if it comes after the ‘Bend From The Knees EP’
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Wonderful.
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The lead guitarist will be called Trip Hazard.
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I think these guys have a new album coming very soon.
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This was AWESOME!! I cranked it and rocked out so LET’S GO!!
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